
Paris Hilton got pulled over by the cops yet again.
Last time it was for speeding, but she managed to talk her way out of it…
According to TMZ, on Tuesday, Cops spotted the socialite pulling into the bike lane in an attempt to pass slower cars. Hilton was cited for “unsafe passing” inside her black SUV, and was later sent along…

Friends, Family – Did you miss me?.. missed ya’ll a LOT while I was gone!
And readers, thanks for all the e-mails. I got invited to a Twilight party, and some of you added me on twitter!!
I have about 12 followers now, awesome!! And I’ve yet to post my first tweet. But it’s coming!!
I didn’t really do too much. So I’ve dressed up this post with something more interesting.
I hit the gym a couple times. Went to see Shutter Island.

It was insanely good!! That’s my new word – insanity.
I had a lot of car problems, got stuck in a parking lot for 5 hours in the freezing cold. The roadside assistance guy forgot to slam the hood shut so when I drove home the hood flew up and i couldn’t see anything!!!

I went back and forth about posting Paris Hilton’s five sex tapes (have you seen them?) -

But was worried they’d be too offensive!

Can you believe she went from this —
to…



That’s what I call sleeping your way to the top!

Paris Hilton spent the weekend in Rio de Janeiro this weekend, as she promoted the new Brazilian beer Devassa, which is the slang word for sexy in Portuguese. [Wait!Theres Tons More…]

‘Paris Hilton was spotted arriving at the David Letterman studio to read off the top 10 list, “Reason’s I’m not on the Show Tonight”. Her appearance came after, filming a commercial for an Israeli Lottery ad in Midtown, New York City. She tweeted “On set shooting the Israeli Lottery Commercial with my cute lil Co-Star Dina!” Paris’ new season of “My BFF’ in Dubai, has run into some problems.Lions Gate TV claims a production company bailed on its contractual obligation to help produce the series in the making. There’s no word on if the new season will still air.
Check it out after the jump… [Wait!Theres Tons More…]

Paris Hilton is looking fabulous in Holiday Green along with boyfriend Doug Reinhart. The two were seen shopping at Michael’s Arts and Crafts in California…

TMZ – Paris Hilton has lived with BF Doug Reinhardt a grand total of five months, and already the LAPD, the L.A. City Attorney and the L.A. City Council have gotten involved in her very noisy life.Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the LAPD has received numerous noise complaints against Paris and Doug and cops are fed up. We’re told from now on when anyone at the house breaks the law, there will be “tickets or arrests.”
Neighbors — one of whom calls Paris “a monster” — have called their city councilman complaining about the way Paris disrupts the neighborhood with noise, out-of-control parties and fighting. The councilman contacted the City Attorney’s office who is now dealing with the neighborhood complaints.
One member of the local patrol tells TMZ he’s all too familiar with Paris etiquette. He was called out to her old neighborhood for the same problems.We’re told cops went to the Paris/Doug homestead
yesterday to have a sit down with the boisterous couple, but they weren’t there — or, they were hiding.

STUFF -
Paris Hilton is not amused. The American hotel heiress is upset a photo of her is being used to advertise vacant billboard space in Auckland.
The photo, which shows Hilton partying, has the word “vacant” written in giant-sized lettering across it.
Hilton’s Los Angeles-based manager Jamie Freed said Wellington billboard company, Media5, had no permission to use Hilton’s image, and they could expect to hear from Hilton’s lawyers.
Earlier this year film director Woody Allen received $US5 million in damages for the unauthorised use of his image in a billboard advertising campaign for clothing giant American Apparel.
Allen objected to the use of his picture in the Los Angeles-based company’s billboards, which showed him dressed in Hasidic Jewish clothing above the American Apparel logo and the words “the holy rebbe” in Yiddish. [Wait!Theres Tons More…]