KEANU REEVES GIVES IN

 The actor agrees to take DNA test to disprove allegations he fathered four grown up children…

Chalk one up to the nutcases!

WENN – KEANU REEVES has agreed to take a DNA test after a woman claimed he’s the father of her four grown-up children.

Karen Sala, who is seeking millions in spousal and child support from the Speed star, filed suit against Reeves in May (09), seeking a [Wait!Theres Tons More…]

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SIMPLY, KEANU….

As you guys know, SIS saw “The Matrix” FIVE Times in the theater, and it wasn’t for the movie. You can see it in her eyes fill up with longing, at the mere mention of his name….

Of Course, when I mention something “keanu’ related – she is very, very curious to find out the news….

Here is the latest on Keanu -

Whoa!

Celebuzz – The Toronto Star reports that Matrix star Keanu Reeves is being sued by a Barrie, Ontario, woman who’s seeking child support for her four kids. Karen Sala, 46, filed a request in an Ontario court on Monday to force Reeves to provide a DNA sample in an effort to establish paternity. The first court date for the case is set for July 6.Sala claims that she has known Reeves, 44, since he was seven and she was nine, and that she briefly lived with the Reeves family after running away from home. With her children [Wait!Theres Tons More…]

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Defamer, Rainy days and Mondays got you down? Buck up your holiday mood with a bit of apocalyptic egg nog we like to call Monday Morning Box Office:

1. The Day the Earth Stood Still – $31 million
Fox’s $80 million remake of the 1951 sci-fi classic opened soft despite everything going for it: suit-and-tied Reeves lurching around a planet he’s about to destroy; Jennifer Connelly as a product-placement-friendly microbiologist; video-game grade CGI; and a surplus of outraged critics. If only the studio had tried its Marley & Me spoiler experiment with DTESS’s campaign instead — graffitied billboards bearing text along the lines of “WE’RE FUCKED,” or “FUNNIER THAN FOUR CHRISTMASES.” It’s not too late for week two, guys!

Keanu Reeves to do Another Speed Movie?

Fox, ever hopeful, is hoping to trot their star back out for the role that made him famous– well, famous as someone other than an airhead traveling in a phone booth. Aint it Cool New Reports…Here are the rest of the top 5 box office winners this week [Wait!Theres Tons More…]

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SIS saw Matrix 5 Times in the theaters, for him not the movie.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – A Los Angeles judge on Monday threw out charges of assault and battery brought against Keanu Reeves by a photographer who claimed the “Matrix” actor deliberately hit him with his car.

“There was no evidence of the slightest contact or the slightest touching,” Los Angeles Superior Court judge Elizabeth Grimes said during a court hearing.

“It didn’t happen. Plainly Mr. Reeves intended to drive away. That intent is not lawful,” Grimes said, dismissing most of the lawsuit.

Photographer Alison Silva sued Reeves last year over injuries he said he suffered in a March 2007 incident when Reeves was trying to leave a Los Angeles area clinic in his Porsche.

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