SPLISH, SPLASH
Silly Brit – Did you miss me? (readers, Brit and I go way back) Brit, you know we met backstage at your Tommy Hilfiger show?? You gave me your CD. you were unrecognizable back then…That’s right, I saw you and hadn’t a clue who you were. You were in talks to star on Dawson’s Creek (never panned out)
SPLASHING GOOD TIME!
Wow. Times have changed.
I was campaigning for President Obama…and…I see you’ve taken a break from your tour and you’ve been sipping starbucks, having fun at the beach…stirring up romance rumors with Jason…You look ‘this close’ to a ‘Wet and Wild theme park commercial’…. Did you know K-Fed is now a spokesman for a weight loss regime? lol
You know Brit…That takes a lot of effort…I know last Christman you were lighting the tree (the one that literally grew 5 minutes from my house) at Rockefeller Center…
How’s the concert going??
Kids look awwwwww….OK brit. Shoot me an e-mail or something. Its been a while.
Sincerely,
Me
Brit Just Tweeted – I love The Atlantis in the Bahamas! -Britney
FROM PEOPLE MAGAZINE – During a break in her Circus tour, Britney Spears brought her friends and family to the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas to frolic in the pools, race down the water slides and ride the rapids in a water park. The pop star, 27, (who posted vacation photos on her Web site) and sons Jayden, 2, and Preston, 3, also pet a dolphin and visited a lagoon where they fed and touched conch, baby rays and starfish.
Spears’s tour resumes June 3 in London.
Brit so…whats up? Check out my blogging to Britney (Now, Britney and we go waaay back)
BRITNEY SPEARS has reportedly dismissed the two choreographers who helped launch her recent comeback appearances in favour of the man who directed MADONNA’s recent world tour. The Circus Starring Britney Spears will now be directed by Jamie King, who directed and choreographed her Oops!… I Did It Again series of live dates in 2000 and the Material Girl’s Sticky + Sweet Tour. King replaces [Wait!Theres Tons More…]
Starpulse – Hollywood actress Nicole Kidman has upset locals in her native city of Sydney, Australia, by mooring her yacht outside an exclusive apartment block, despite no longer owning a home there. Residents of the Pier 6/7 block in Walsh Bay, Sydney, are reportedly angry that Kidman, who recently sold her property there, has been allowed to keep her luxury boat, the Hokulani, [Wait!Theres Tons More…]
TMZ – We now know what happened between Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson last Sunday just before she went to the hospital. The two were in a nuclear screaming match at their Hollywood Hills home. Neighbors tell us they were going at it for a long time, but it reached a crescendo at around 4:00 AM after one of them screamed at the other, “You never say you love me.” The screaming continued and neighbors heard a glass break. Sam then screamed, “If you’re gonna break things get out of my house.” One neighbor described the conversation as “wailing, with lots of obscenities.” A short time later Sam went to the hospital — her rep says for exhaustion. Ronson joined Linds to shop on Tuesday — Lindsay apparently hadn’t gotten all the obscenities out of her system.
Only in this day and age…huh?
BBC – A tissue used by Scarlett Johansson has been sold for $5,300 on auction website eBay. The actress was appearing on US talk show Tonight when host Jay Leno handed her a tissue after the star said she had caught a cold.
Johansson blew her nose twice, leaving some lipstick and mucus behind, before putting it in a bag and signing it. Proceeds from the sale are going to hunger charity USA Harvest, the charity [Wait!Theres Tons More…]
TMI Alert, Take 2!
Following up on his raunchy December 16 interview with Howard Stern, Pete Wentz revealed that wife Ashlee Simpson’s breast milk tastes “soury” and “weird” on SIRIUS’ The Morning Mash Up! on Monday. The Fall Out Boy bassist, 29, may not be a fan, but Ashlee and Pete’s newborn Bronx Mowgli is: “The baby loves it, it’s the only thing he’s had a chance to have.” Wentz went [Wait!Theres Tons More…]
From The Superficial – Paris Hilton & Benji Madden still doin’ it. Realizing no one outside of the free clinic will touch them, Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have started having sleepovers together, according to NY Daily News: “They are completely still hooking up,” one source tells us, adding, “They aren’t exclusive, but they are still spending nights at each other’s houses.” Agrees a Hilton pal, “They speak literally every night on the phone.” Well, at least we know Benji Madden isn’t dating Britney Spears. That would require him to take his penis out of Paris Hilton – or would it? NOTE: Yes, that’s Ryan Seacrest in these photos finally hanging with the cool kids. But not really.
Kirsten Dunst has won a court’s protection from a man who she says has recently trespassed at her home. Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Richard E. Rico granted Dunst’s request to order 25-year-old Christopher R. Smith to stay away from the actress, her personal assistant and any place they work. Dunst did not appear during Monday’s court hearing. The request was granted without her attorney or witnesses having to make arguments. Smith did not attend the hearing and never responded to a temporary restraining order Dunst received in November. Dunst, who has appeared in three “Spider-Man” films, wrote last month that she was “quite frightened” of Smith. He was arrested by Dunst’s assistant last month after trespassing at her house. – AP
Fametastic – Madonna has reportedly enjoyed a brief fling with a Brazilian male model after posing with him during a photo shoot. The singer, who played the last gig of her Sticky & Sweet Tour in São Paulo in Brazil yesterday, met model Jesus Luz last week while shooting a spread for W magazine in Rio de Janeiro. A source told the New York Post that Madonna was “very interested in him” and invited him [Wait!Theres Tons More…]
