SPLISH, SPLASH
Silly Brit – Did you miss me? (readers, Brit and I go way back) Brit, you know we met backstage at your Tommy Hilfiger show?? You gave me your CD. you were unrecognizable back then…That’s right, I saw you and hadn’t a clue who you were. You were in talks to star on Dawson’s Creek (never panned out)
SPLASHING GOOD TIME!
Wow. Times have changed.
I was campaigning for President Obama…and…I see you’ve taken a break from your tour and you’ve been sipping starbucks, having fun at the beach…stirring up romance rumors with Jason…You look ‘this close’ to a ‘Wet and Wild theme park commercial’…. Did you know K-Fed is now a spokesman for a weight loss regime? lol
You know Brit…That takes a lot of effort…I know last Christman you were lighting the tree (the one that literally grew 5 minutes from my house) at Rockefeller Center…
How’s the concert going??
Kids look awwwwww….OK brit. Shoot me an e-mail or something. Its been a while.
Sincerely,
Me
Brit Just Tweeted – I love The Atlantis in the Bahamas! -Britney
FROM PEOPLE MAGAZINE – During a break in her Circus tour, Britney Spears brought her friends and family to the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas to frolic in the pools, race down the water slides and ride the rapids in a water park. The pop star, 27, (who posted vacation photos on her Web site) and sons Jayden, 2, and Preston, 3, also pet a dolphin and visited a lagoon where they fed and touched conch, baby rays and starfish.
Spears’s tour resumes June 3 in London.
Brit so…whats up? Check out my blogging to Britney (Now, Britney and we go waaay back)
I really have to say the success of Miley and the interest in her relationship with Justin is just one more indication of the total genius marketing on behalf of Disney to manufacture Disney Stars like Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato, and give everyone television vehicles (Demi Lovato’s Chance with Sonny, and Jonas Brothers J.O.N.A.S) and have them all go touring together, and then throw them all into different catfights and psuedo romances, litter the teen mags with their trials and tribulations. And make billions of dollars off young kids who cost a fraction of what they earn for studios, because they enjoy being famous, dancing, acting and performing. Same with the High School Musical Stars…It’s a miracle Disney starmaking machine that’s really lucrative.
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Infamous hotel heiress PARIS HILTON has allegedly been caught on camera in another sex-and-drugs movie, this time lasting a staggering 12 hours.
British newspaper the NEWS OF THE WORLD claims to have a tape showing the SIMPLE LIFE star smoking cannabis and being intimate with two different lovers.
The 23-year-old blonde writhes in the back of a car with her ex-boyfriend NICK CARTER in one scene, and is then seen answering the door naked to model ex-boyfriend JASON SHAW. In the video, Hilton reportedly jokes, whilst puffing on a cannabis joint, “Paris Hilton part two: how to roll a joint!” A source tells the newspaper, “Paris knew she was being filmed but didn’t care. She’ll do anything to make sure all eyes are on her.” Just months ago a separate tape featuring Hilton having sex with ex-lover RICK SALOMON was released. (WENN)
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People – There were no lumps of coal in Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston’s stockings this Christmas. The former couple both had movies in competition for the top spot on Christmas Day, and while Aniston’s film pulled in the most money, both movies were winners at the box office. Aniston’s Marley & Me, a feel-good movie costarring Owen Wilson about a young family and mischievous dog, was the [Wait!Theres Tons More…]
Lohan admits the last few years have been particularly turbulent, with her 2007 arrest on drink driving charges and subsequent stint in rehab among her problems. She also recalls the shock of finding out that her dad, Michael, had allegedly fathered a lovechild during his marriage to her mother. And the Mean Girls star hopes other people can follow her lead and begin to sort their life out. She writes on her MySpace.com blog, “I think that people go through a lot in life. And the things that we go through simply just make us stronger in the long run. If we actually take what it is we have learned from our mistakes and teach ourselves what NOT to do in the future. [Wait!Theres Tons More…]
NME – Amy Winehouse’s former assistant manager – who says he had an affair with the singer – claims she was getting through 7,000 a week on drugs. Alex Haines, a junior assistant manager to the star, also believed that Winehouse was suffering from bulimia while he was working with her in 2007. The junior manager – who says he had an affair with the singer while her husband Blake Fielder Civil was in prison – “She had to have a [Wait!Theres Tons More…]
Without the song that shot her to fame, she may never be headlining the the MTV Inaugural Ball following President Obama’s inauguration…
R’n'B sensation RIHANNA nearly missed out on the opportunity to record her summer smash hit UMBRELLA as it was originally intended for MARY J BLIGE or BRITNEY SPEARS. TRICKY STEWART, the producer behind the track, revealed to NME magazine [Wait!Theres Tons More…]
BRITNEY SPEARS has reportedly dismissed the two choreographers who helped launch her recent comeback appearances in favour of the man who directed MADONNA’s recent world tour. The Circus Starring Britney Spears will now be directed by Jamie King, who directed and choreographed her Oops!… I Did It Again series of live dates in 2000 and the Material Girl’s Sticky + Sweet Tour. King replaces [Wait!Theres Tons More…]
Starpulse – Hollywood actress Nicole Kidman has upset locals in her native city of Sydney, Australia, by mooring her yacht outside an exclusive apartment block, despite no longer owning a home there. Residents of the Pier 6/7 block in Walsh Bay, Sydney, are reportedly angry that Kidman, who recently sold her property there, has been allowed to keep her luxury boat, the Hokulani, [Wait!Theres Tons More…]
