Getting Cruel at Lindsay Lohan…She’s a ‘movie studio risk’, ‘can’t pull in ratings’, ‘no longer attractive to guys’, and she will forever be relegated to magazine sidebars, unlike Angelina Jolie…

October 20, 2009

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I think the gossip community needs to get REALLY, SEVERELY hard on HER…so she WAKES up. Do we have a deal? Im saying this for her own good.

Lindsay, I hope my quarter of a million readers read this – and spread the word….And I hope other blogs do the same.

Its for your own sake.

Lindsay is an actress who can’t get work because she’s a walking ’movie studio risk’ wherever she goes – and can almost instantly catapult a movie into bad buzz (…She also doesn’t give a shit about following the same rules as regular people because she’s Lindsay Lohan. How many times do we havc to remind her:

Her last movie went straight to TV. Not network, but cable. Then it bombed. A rerun of Harry Potter Part 3 did better ratingswise…You may draw people into gossip – but trust me, you’re no Angelina Jolie or Britney Spears…

You are primarily a magazine cover SIDEBAR…and primarily fodder for gossip blogs…

Lindsay – you’re not all that. Most people don’t like you – and don’t even want to read about good things that happen to you — if they do….You will never bring positive buzz to any project you do. Remember your fashion show that just bombed with all the critics?

You need to get a grip…And by the way —

My SISTER who loves gossip magazines — has NO idea who you are. (John Mayer too…until Jennifer Aniston). Nor does my mom.

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